these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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