How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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