I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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