I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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