Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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