Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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