Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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