im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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