it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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