Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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