My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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