I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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