im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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