yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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