How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
