It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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