ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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