Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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