R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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