he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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