Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Randomize
