I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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