I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
smell my finger.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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