Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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