what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
