Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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