Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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