Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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