Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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