About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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