wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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