After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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