are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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