Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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