YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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