I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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