Sponge bath it is.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you didnt know i had herpes?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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