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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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