I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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