If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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