He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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