At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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