Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
we should paint friendship bongs
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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