Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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