how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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