So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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