I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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