Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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