Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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