So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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